A few years ago, a friend of mine was at the local supermarket buying a large economy bag of dried dog food for his dog....Judy....she's a Saint Bernard...beautiful dog.....
anyway.....as he was waiting in line, the woman behind him asked if he owned a dog? duh!!! What did she think he had, an elephant?
Well, since he's retired, and he's not all that busy, on impulse he said, "No, I don't have a dog, I am starting a diet again that I tried once before...."
he added that he probably shouldn't , because the last time he did it, he ended up in hospital in intensive care, but he had lost nearly a stone in weight.
He told her that it was a pretty good diet actually and the way it works is this, you make sure you have big pockets and you fill them right up with the nibbly bites. Then, whenever you feel hungry, you just eat one or two. I mean, the food is nutritionally complete, and it works real good for dogs so they say, so..... he thought he'd try it again!
Every one in the line up was enthralled with his story!
She was horrified! She asked him did he end up in the intensive care ward due to food poisoning or something? he told her, "No, I stepped off the curb to sniff another dog's behind... and a car hit us both!
He said, "I thought the guy behind us was going to have a heart attack...he was laughing so hard!
Coles won't let him shop there anymore!!!
Better watch what you ask retired people.....they have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say....