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Friday, January 15, 2010


The maker of all "human beings" is recalling all units manufactured, 'regardless
of make or year....' due to the serious defect in the primary and central components of the heart.

This is due to a malfunction in the prototype units, code named 'Adam and Eve.'

Resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.

This defect had been technically termed... SUB SEQUENTIAL INTERNAL NON MORALITY,
or more commonly known as "SIN" as it is primarily expressed.

Some other symptoms are.....

* A loss of direction

* Foul vocal emissions

* Amnesia of origin

* Lack of peace and joy

* Selfish or violent behaviour

* Depression or confusion in the mental component

* Fearfulness

* Idolatry

* Rebellion

The manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing
factory authorized repair and service....free of charge, to correct this SIN defect.

The repair technician, JESUS...has most generously offered to bear the entire burden
of the staggering cost of these repairs.

The toll free number to call for repair in all areas is P.R.A.Y.E.R.

Once connected, please up load your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure!
download ATONEMENT from the repair technician JESUS into the "heart component"

No matter how big or small the SIN defect is..... JESUS will replace it with:

* Love...

* peace...


* patience...


* Faithfulness....

* Gentleness....

* self control....

Please see the operating manual THE HOLY BIBLE for further details on the use of
these fixes...
As an added upgrade, the manufacturer has made available to all repaired units,
a facility, enabling direct monitoring and assistance, from a resident technician The Holy Spirit.

Repaired units need only make him welcome and He will take up permanent residence on the


Continuing to operate the human unit without correction, voids the manufacturers warranty!

It exposes the unit to dangers and problems to numerous to list, and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded!

For FREE emergency services call on JESUS

Thank you for your attention....

PLEASE assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice!

Bless you.....


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